Cincinnati

O I went to Cincinnati, and I walked around the block

and I walked right into a doughnut shop

and I pulled out a doughnut and I wiped off the grease

and I handed the lady a five cent piece.

Well, she looked at the nickel and she looked at me

And she said, "This nickel is no good you see.

Has a hole in the middle." And I said, "That's true,

But you see, this doughnut has one, too!"